Guess this riddle it's real hard?

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Guess this riddle it's real hard?

I want to say wind

but the pancakes...

Guess this riddle it's real hard?

i thought we were finaly over this, the answer is ...no. at the end you were supposed to write 'can you guess what i am'

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did you make this yourself?...

Guess this riddle it's real hard?

you forgot the ending. the answer's NO

Guess this riddle it's real hard?

wanna give me a hint !

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It's simple... time.

In winter, polar bears come out and become white,you'll cry when you look back on memories, making guys wait for the bathroom, hair gets messed up eventually, celebrities become old and gray, and normal people will too which makes them look like celebrities, After a while, pancakes turn brown, The air pressure over time makes champaign bubble, you can't squeeze time, it just pops away, and no one can comprehend time.