A mild-mannered man?

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife;

so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem,

and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that

" I " am the man of this house, and my word is law!!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,

and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you're going to run me my bath so I can relax.

And, when I'm finished with my bath,

guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The f**king funeral director," said the wife

A mild-mannered man?

Another star mate

A mild-mannered man?

10/10

A mild-mannered man?

haha

A mild-mannered man?

So old but so funny!

A mild-mannered man?

A ha ha ha ha ha. My sides have split. At least they would have if only my wife wasn't like that.

A mild-mannered man?

haha....nice.

A mild-mannered man?

LMAO that was a good one!!

A mild-mannered man?

Don't mess with the wife!

A mild-mannered man?

so friggin brilliant!!!!

A mild-mannered man?

this actually happen to me...

A mild-mannered man?

we know who wears the trousers in that house, pmsl hun

star time

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A mild-mannered man?

Heard this one before but lol still as funny...star

A mild-mannered man?

Oh man! my wife's a poligamist, I'm sure of it...

A mild-mannered man?

Funny! 10!

A mild-mannered man?

Brill, thanks for that.

A mild-mannered man?

hahaha

brilliant

10/10

and a bright star.

A mild-mannered man?

bless love and marriage.

very funny, good one.

A mild-mannered man?

Excellent joke. An oldie but a goldie.

A mild-mannered man?

Heard that one before but a long time ago ha ha ha ,,,,,,,