Two old biddies were talking about their lives with their husbands since moving to a nursing home. They both agreed that life was good, but Ethel was rather upset because her sex life had really died. Mildred said that her sex life was great.
"The secret to great sex is this," Mildred couseled Ethel. "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that, he gets so excited we have wild sex the rest of the night!"
Ethel says, "I'm going to try that tonight!"
While Ethel's husband Harold is getting ready in the bathroom that night, she takes off all her clothes. Although it's a struggle, she gets one leg up and behind her head. Pretty soon, she has the other leg behind her head as well. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel falls backwards and can't move.
It's not too long before her Harold comes out of the bathroom. With a shocked look on his face, he yells, "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole!"
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You are true to your ID, Love.......sexy.....
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Go back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, bit.ch
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Not that funny.
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well' its funny enuf for the 2 pts, thx.
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I think it's funny
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ehh, not bad. Didn't see it coming atleast.
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BRILLIANT! It reminds me of the story about the absent minded Polock: he kissed the train goodbye, hopped on his wife, and went to town!
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yeah very funny
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it wasn't funny. It sucks!!!!
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i smile..but not really that funny!!!!
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Ha !!! It's too long.Don't ever post this kind of question...I don't wanna read it...Am so sick of it !!!! Im going to get crazy its too long
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I don't........
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grosse
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******Chuckles*******
Thats Funny
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Hahahahahahha
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its cute. and I did chuckle.
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THAT WAS GREAT AND SO FUNNY
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ahahhahahahaha lmfao
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ehh its cute
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